Your Site division · Job ticket Y–01On shift now · around the clock

One
missed call— and it was your customer.

Murphy’s Law says they visit your website at 9:41 on a Tuesday night and leave without a word. This Murphy is on shift. She rings them, answers like your front desk, and the job lands on your phone.

MurphySite desk · on shift
Put Murphy on my site

She rings this page herself — stay a moment, or beat her to it.

Rate$99 a month · founding
TermsLocked for life · month-to-month
In memoriam

RIP, chatbots.typed at people since 2011.

Chatbots type.Murphy talks.
Chatbots follow a script.Murphy knows your shop — services, area, prices.
Chatbots deflect.Murphy answers, out loud, like staff.
Chatbots ask “anything else?”Murphy ends with a name, a number, and the job.
A torn newspaper obituary clipping: The Chat Widget, 2011 to 2026. Passed quietly where it lived: the bottom corner of the page, unclicked. It is survived by an unread FAQ.
Clipped from the trade pages, 2026
The shift, logged

Three minutes on the clock.the whole shift, on paper.

9:41 PM

A visitor walks in

Somebody lands on your site. Murphy gives them a moment to look around, then rings — a call card, right on the page. One tap and they’re talking.

Slip 01
9:42 PM

She answers like your front desk

What you do, where you work, what things run — she’s been briefed on your shop and answers from the brief. Questions welcome.

Slip 02
9:44 PM

The lead is filed

She takes their name, their number, and what they need — and files it before they’ve closed the tab. You get the text. They get called back by you.

Slip 03
The receipt

The shift ends on your phone.every single time.

A name, a number, the job — filed to your pocket while the visitor is still warm. The specimen slip here is the format; yours arrive with real names on them.

On the slipName · number · what they need
TimingTexted while they’re still on your site
Paper trailFull transcript, filed to your office
A manila lead-slip tag stamped SPECIMEN and FILED: new lead from your website — name Dana R., phone (403) 555-0187, needs furnace out, quote this week. Filed 9:44 PM by Murphy, site desk.
On the clock tonight

She already works three sites.

№ 1 clocheos.com Restaurant software — Cloche On shift
№ 2 An electrical contractor Named when the owner signs off On shift
№ 3 A local shop Named when the owner signs off On shift

Yours is next on the roster.

The rate

One hire. One rate.founding roster — ten seats.

Sign while there’s a seat and the rate never moves while you keep her on. After the roster fills, the position lists at $199 a month.

Put Murphy on my site One email. We take it from there.
Position · Y–01Hiring

The site desk

$99/ month
Founding rate · locked for life
IncludedAnswering · lead capture · transcripts
Already hired her?Phones + site · add $49/mo
No website yet?She arrives with one · $497 once
Fair useAbout 100 answered minutes a month
TermsMonth-to-month · no contract
InstallWe wire her in — you don’t touch code
Asked on shift

Asked and answered.

Is this a chatbot?

No. Chatbots type at people. Murphy talks with them — a real voice conversation, right on the page. That’s the whole difference, and you can hear it yourself before you spend a dollar.

How does she know my business?

Before her first shift we brief her on your shop — services, service area, prices, hours, how you like jobs handled. She answers with your facts, the ones we wrote down together.

What happens after a call?

Your phone gets a text: a name, a number, and what they need. The full transcript files to your office. You call them back and win the job.

What if she doesn’t know an answer?

She says so, takes the question down, and files it with the lead. She doesn’t make things up — a wrong answer costs you a customer, so she’d rather hand you the question.

Can I hear her first?

You’re on her shift right now. Stay on this page a moment and she’ll ring you — or tap Talk to Murphy and ask her whatever you’d ask a new hire.

She’s on shift tonight.your website could be too.

Put Murphy on my site

Ten founding seats · $99 a month, locked · one email starts it